Want to buy a table lighter, buddy? I can let you have it without any tax.
I knew you stole the lighter but did you get the receipt?
Will you buy the lighter is I tell you?
No, damn you I wouldn't give you ten cents for it.
Okay, Mr Do-gooder. I'll tell you anyways. This morning there were several lighters on the counter, and I bought one of them at ten a.m. After stashing the first one in a safe place, I came back late this afternoon and got this one for free. Unfortunately, you happened to see me pick it up. The receipt i got this morning, however, served me very well for the second.
The store stays open until nine-thirty tonight, and I had planned to come back after dinner and get another one. So long I took them one at a time, one receipt is as good as three, if you get my meaning. So the way I figure it, you ought to buy this one from me because i cant come back tonight for my third lighter. You cost me some money, fella.
Really? common then I'll go in with you.
I've got a good mind to go back in and tell Mr. Sileo how you worked it.