When the ship finally landed, I was exhausted. So I got into my backpack, grabbed the granola bar and Doritos I stole from the cafeteria and scarfed them down. Then, I decided to take a nap under a tree., hidden from the Artificial Intelligence (AI's)
When I woke up, I decided that I wanted my mom back. So, I grabbed a branch from a tree. Then A swung at the robot guards, cause, you know, I'm an idiot.
I would like to tell you that I killed the robots, saved the day, blah blah blah. But that's not what happened. What happened was after swinging at the robots, I blacked out. Then I woke up a room that I assumed to be on the ship. And there was one of the guard robots in there, guarding the door. I asked to leave, but nooo.
Since he wouldn't just let me leave (who does he think he is) I decided to use my wits. By meddling in his love life. Of course, he gave in because I am extremely smart. (or the robot just had a massive crush but lets go with the first one)
Oh, I just thought that that pretty girl robot would like a kind robot that would let a poor boy go.
You know what? Your right. Go ahead.
I found the control room, pushed a bunch of buttons, shut down the ship, found my mom, and ran all da way back home. And my stupid stepdad stopped being so stupid.