Francis Flute? You will be playing Thisbe, the lady who Pyramus loves
No! Please don't make me a women! I am even growing a beard!
FIne, our play is about "The Very Sad Comedy of The Terrible Deaths of Pyrimus and Thisbe"
Ah, its an amazing play and its also very funny. Now call out the actors on you list. Gather around men
Answer when I call your name. Nick Bottom, the Weaver?
Here! Say what part I'm going to play then continue.
Nick Bottom, you will be playing the role of Pyramus
Pyramus? Is he a lover or a tyrant?
A lover, who very nobly, kills himself for love.
That role will need some tears. Ill make the audience cry rainstorms. My first choice would have been for me to play a tyrant, I would make an amazing Hercules, or any other part that needs ranting and raving