Babe, I had a nightmare. You should stay home today.
Caesar, King of Rome, is rewarded the crown when he returns after defeating Pompey. However, Caesar shows modesty. He refuses the crown 3 times. The conspirators talk about Caesar's physical limitations.
Whatever dude, I go last.
I can't believe you've done this.
I call dibs on first stab!
The conspirators all agree that Caesar is not fit to be king. They plan to stab Caesar. Brutus refuses to join at first but is convinced it is the right thing to do. They meet at night to discuss the details.
Cassius, you're being greedy.
Calpurnia awakens on the Ides of March with news of a terrible dream. Caesar's fountain statue pours out blood, lions prowl in the street, floating caskets, and warriors fighting in the clouds. She begs her husband to stay home. Decius changes his mind and convinces him to go.
Caesars death is avenged and I, Mark Antony, win the war!
Ignoring Artemidorus' warning, Caesar walks out and is stabbed. First by Casca and Last by Brutus. Antony finds out and asks to speak at his funeral. Brutus speaks first but the crowd is easily swayed to side with Antony.
The triumvirs choose who dies. Cassius and Brutus get into an argument. Brutus accuses Cassius of corruption and greed. Portia is dead after swallowing twelve burning coals.
Also, your wife is kinda dead.
Antony and Octavius begin war against Cassius and Brutus. Brutus defeats Octavius but Antony defeats Cassius. Cassius is found dead. Brutus kills himself as well.