I would rather stub my toe than get a paper cut. I would rather always be sick than tired because I'm always tired anyways.
I would rather fight a cow than a moth.
I would rather be stuck in an elevator than a ski shaft. I would rather be bald all over than hairy all over because I could get a wig. I would rather take a bath in spoiled milk than swim in a pool of dead fish
I would rather eat eggs with mustard than mayo with mac and cheese.
I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.