2 kinds of people: Those healthy, happy people...
...and those so beat up by mosquitoes that you can't even see what they look like. (false Dichotomy) (aftermath of attack) As you can see, mosquitoes are dangerous. (Hasty Generalization) (person in bee costume attacking me-Scare Tactics) And those sprays just don't last long enough.
This is a direct result of improper protection. (faulty causality)
(bug spray picture- Ad Hominem)
That's why you should try PestProtect. clip it to your pocket, and the mosquitoes will leave the room. (Equivocation- they will eventually leave the room anyways) Here's now it works: PestProtect sends out a hormone that makes mosquitoes dizzy and confused, so they won't be able to find you.
(bee flies into window)
Take it to work, to the gym, or even to school to show all your friends.