Mr. Nix, I accept your offer to partner with you and your company Cambridge Analytica
I am really glad to hear that Mr. Kogan, I will email you your first assignment ASAP. Keep in touch.
1 week later
Dear Mr. Kogan, I need you to create a smartphone app that harvests information to predict personal attributes off of Facebook accounts without user knowledge. We will be selling this information to Donald Trump's campaign team for a big payday!! Sincerely, Alexander James Ashburner Nix
Oh God! Why have you put me in such a predicament? Should I throw Facebook under the bus and manipulate their terms and conditions to collect private information off of their user's accounts just to earn the biggest payout of my life, or should I leave Cambridge Analytica because what they are asking is morally incorrect?
I think I have to do what Mr. Nix tells me because this is a capitalistic society and if I don't utilize this opportunity, someone else will.
1 Year Later
Jimmy, I cannot believe that I just made 5 dollars off of a simple Facebook survey!
Grandpa! Have you not been watching the news?
BREAKING NEWS! Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, Inc. has formally apologized for the recent data breach, and stock prices are plummeting. In other news, the sky is blue!
I guess that survey wasn't so simple after all, it's time to move on and delete my Facebook account because they obviously cannot keep my private information private anymore.