* Jimmy walks into his living room to see his twin brother Jake crying *
Jimmy: What is wrong Jake? Jake: I keep losing at fortnite and this meanie called me a noob! All I want is a #1 Victory Royale!
Jimmy: Oh is that all? WELL THEN I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU!
Jimmy: THE VEGO VEGAN ENERGY DRINK IS AN ENERGY DRINK WITH NO SUGAR DESIGNED DIRECTLY FOR GAMERS! YOU ARE SURE TO GET#1 VICTORY ROYALE WITH THIS DRINK!
* Enter William Shakespeare lookalike * Hello. I am William Shakespeare and I am here to say that we, Vego are not legally responsible if you don't get a #1 victory royale from drinking our product. What I can say though...
Will: It tastes pretty damn good if you ask me Jake: For a man responsible for many of the most complex and thrilling pieces of English literature in history, you don't half have a limited vocaburary. Will: Hey kid, whats your problem? * Cut to black and the logo for Vergo Energy *