Court case 17.3.4, trial of Rafyfou, charged with 3 accounts of assault, 1 account of rape, and literally countless accounts of kill stealing. Before we begin, do any of our attorneys wish to make an opening statement?
Yes honorable judge, I would like to mention that the defence attorney, Mr. Phoenix, has a record of being a selfish coward and therefore cannot be trusted (Poisoning the well).
Well, according to Dr. Ohw, the leading figure in the study of time travel and entertainment arts, has 204 PHDs in the area of Politics, and he claims that I am a honest lawyer (Argument from Authority).
Ok, you fat japanese liar (AD Hominem) who can’t even defend himself properly.
Ok, Ok, stop the arguments or I will send you both to 1845 Ireland, so you both can enjoy starving together during the Great Potato Famine (Historical allusion). Prosecution, please present your evidence.
For my first witness, I would like to call upon a representative of the Unitas Gloria organization to the stand. Please, may the tall lady in the front with the top hat and the beard to come up and tell us your recount of the crime.