Lawyer: Good morning Judge today I bring in front of you my defendant Alex, he is a black male 25 years old and has been accused of committing murder and he stands as not guilty
Alex: Yes, your honor I am black
Judge: Wait. Did you say black? He doesn't look black.
ALex: Actually your honor I am white.
Judge: What a shame really, I was gonna let you off with just an unfair 8 months in prison if convicted guilty and let you off early because of good behavior, but knowing you're black instead I'll give you the maximum sentence, but you'll be fine, you came from a neighboorhood where your kind is bread to be beings of survival because the harsh and dangerous conditions you obviously choose to live in yourself. It's not like you were forced into such a lifestyle