Once upon a time, Danica Patrick was sitting at a cafe in Minneapolis, when a hottie named Aaron Rodgers approached her and asked how to sketch a function and state intervals in which the function is increasing and decreasing with local maximums at x=2, x=4, and x=6 and local minimums at x=0, x=3, and x=5.
She drew the perfect sketch on her napkin. Impressed by her mad math skills, Aaron fell in love with her.
U=QT, wanna go out?
Yes! A million times yes!
They fell in love and it wasn't long before Aaron was proposing to Danica on the beach.
Will you marry me?
I'm so in love!
She thought things were going great but Aaron started to have other feelings.
I'm jealous of her success as a race car driver. I want all the attention.
He couldn't take it anymore. She stole his spotlight. So he took her to a pretty balcony overlooking the water... AND PUSHED HER IN!
Danica Patricks vanished that day...never to be seen again.