Murder in Las Vegas

Murder in Las Vegas
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  • Ugh! You Moron! I'm just trying to enjoy my time and you ask me a Pre-Cal question? Peasant! If you meet me on the run donw part of Las Vegas I will show you how to solve it! Now, BE GONE!
  • Hey Plato! How do you find the vertical and horizontal asymptotes of y= 6x2 -13/x2+7x-18?
  • Stupid Peasant! I can't believe you thought I knew the answer and fell for my trick! Now suffer, from a torturous death by my unicorn!
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Now that he's gone, should I bury him? Nah! I'll just burn him so no one can find the evidence!
  • Before I allow you to use my pit of eternal flames, answer my question. How do you find the vertical and horizontal asymptotes of y= 6x2 -13/x2+7x-18?
  • NOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Wrong answer. Now you must be punished.
  • In today's news Plato was found guilty for first degree murder. He killed Mr. Banana because he didn't know how to find the vertical and horizontal asymptotes of y= 6x2 -13/x2+7x-18. If only Plato had known that to solve for Vertical all he had to do was factor x2+7x-18 to get (x-2) and (x+9), which then he would need to flip the signs to make it x=2 and x=-9. 
  •  To solve for the H.A. he just needed to see if there were any exponents and then if they were the same then the answer would have been HA y= and the leading coefficient so the answer was HA y= 6.
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