Gosh. I was just trying to help, but all you see me as is "dangerous." I'm your friend!
What are you getting at, by making me think about my darkest emotions?
*gasp* You don't want Caesar to be king either?
No, I love Caesar. But if it means it'll help Rome, then yes. I want the best for this state.
I just heard applause! Oh no, what if Caesar's already king?
Listen, Brutus. We're all just as great as Caesar. But the thing is, he's inferior to us. I even had to save him once from drowning in the river Tiber. And another time, he was so sick and weak, that he shouldn't even be who is today. He's so weak, Brutus. He's a bad leader.
Come on, Brutus. You can't deny that Caesar isn't any better than you nor I. You could rule! Your ancestors have led Rome!
Okay, I get it. I just need some time to think about all this.
I think I just heard something else!
Antony, I don't like Cassius. He's not fat, like me, and he's suspicious.
No, but guys that are better than me, smarter, younger, more good-looking, and serious are not fit to be my company. Now, tell me what you think of him.
He's a pretty good guy, Caesar
Caesar refused Antony's crown 3 times, but when people cheered him on, he got mad and had a seizure. When he got back up, he asked the audience to cut his throat if they don't like him, and he had another seizure. Later, he said to the people that if he did anything wrong, it was because of his seizures. Everyone forgave him.