Showers was a man who was said to weigh just on twenty stone, and as he wasn't specially tall you can imagine what he looked like. He was a good sort though, everybody liked him with his big red face that was always breaking into a grin, and he never seemed to mind when you pulled his leg by asking him what the weather was gonna be.
Sure, that'll be..
Can I buy a fair-sized sheep?
Showers lived with his mother, just the two of them living in a small house, and there were all sorts of yarns about the size of his appetite,