A robber named Bob broke into a store today, but he got caught by the police. And since he would not cooperate,they took him to court.
"Please stay stationary, while the police pull up your personal information," said the judge. But before they knew it, the robber fled.
"Please stay stationary while the police pull up your information."
I should escape!
Down the street, he went. The police got into his car, but there was a malfunction. The policemen ran after him. They finally got a hold of him. " Please let me go! I'll pay you 100 dollars." he cried. " $100 does not suffice.
Once the police had apprehended the fleeing robber, he said, "You're under arrest. Jail for 2 years." now that the police car was operational, he drove back to the court, to get the final verdict from the judge.
Maybe I should make a proposition that I will pay the government 100 dollars every month for a year if they realease me!
And there he sat. Depressed and lonley, about to commit suicide " I shouldn't have assumed that there was no alarm in the store! So hungry, no source of sunlight. I am going to become deficent in Vitamin D! " he cried.
"Awwww! A puppy! Wait, why it is staying still and not moving? Have I petrified it?"