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He's the drunk hero that protects the citizens of Metropolis!

Storyboard Text

  • Whenever trouble comes your way, he's here to save the day!
  • He's like Superman, only he's always drunk and he looks nothing like Superman.
  • Stooperman, drunk as usual, was walking down the street.
  • I think I'm in love! Will you marry me lamppost? I really wanna kiss you! I love you more than my potato!
  • Hey You! Shirtless dude!
  • Sorry to interrupt your affectionate moment with Mrs Lamppost, but I;m here to kill you.
  • It's not funny! I Will kill you! Right now!
  • Kill me? HAHAHAHAHA. Not today, octopus! Wait, are you an octopus or a chicken? I can't take you seriously cause of how UGLY you are! 
  • AHHHHHHHHHH! That's it. You, me. Right here, right now. 
  • Kryptonite, something he is drastically terrified of, provokes his anger which overcomes his drunkenness and prepares him for a fight.
  • Here's some kryptonite!
  • I'm gonna end you with my fist and I'll make sure you enjoy it!
  • Oh no, you wo- AHHHHH!
  • *coughs, then falls to the ground*
  • After all, it's just another day in Metropolis for the Drunk Superhero.
  • I like boiled cow liver. Do you?
  • Hey Dad, look! It's Stooperman.. talking to a lamppost?!
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