There was a girl named Lila that got locked in a tall tower by hideous ogres. The tower was surrounded by scorching hot cactus plants. Lila was just a normal farm girl that just ran into the wrong people, yet she was very beautiful to any eyes. One day a man passed by the fields and saw the tower, he called out to the tower, only to see the beautiful girl in the window. Everyday for 2 months they talked through the steam filled sky, the mans name was Derek. Derek and Lila fell so in love, they were desperate to meet but neither could cross the field of death. Derek went home that night and brainstormed ideas to get to his love Lila but nothing inspired him. Finally, he had a great idea and he started on the project immediately. Derek went to the bottom and retrieved 6 pieces of unbreakable seaweed.
Derek started running out of breath but he knew if he stopped that he'd die. He got to the other side and immediately took off his shoes and stepped into the cold grass and looked up top the window, Lila wasn't there. He beat down the door and started running up the 5 flights of stairs to the love of his life. Lila ran to her door and unlocked it and ran out her door and ran to him. They got married and lived happily ever after.
Then, he went to the woods and peeled off two pieces of bark. Finally, Derek found 2 long worms. Derek wrapped his feet in the seaweed then put the bark under his feet then took the worms and tied them around his feet and he called them SHOES!! He went to the field of death and called out Lila's name and confessed his undying love for her as he plunged into certain death, so he thought. Derek started to sprint across the field as fast as he could, steam hitting him in the face.