Damon and Co. find a loan
We cannot trust your loans because you guys are sketchy and could charge us higher interest and fees
WE *oink* will keep your *oink* loan save. Promise.
Why would we take a loan from you guys, the Loan Sharks? You guys will only charge exponentially larger fees and rates.
Take out a loan with the Loan Sharksssss
I, King Draco. am the only trusted institution in all of the land, I will not charge high fees or interest and will always come through.
YAY! WE FOUND ONE!
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