NO!!! Now come over here! we are going to the police station, and then you're going to court!
Mr. Policeman, can you please tell me what I did wrong?
10 days later....
Dear Judges! please forgive me! I don't know what I did... I assume it's because I participated in the assembly against the government a while ago.....
Monday, 2:39 PM, parking lot of Balagan town,
You participated in the assembly?!?!?! We are giving you a death punishment!!!
Monday, 2:40 PM, parking lot of Balagan town
I can't believe that the government actually killed him!! I have to make new laws for the town of Balagan so it won't happen again!
Thursday, 11:57 AM, court of Balagan town
We, the people of Balagan town, in order to protect our rights, especially after the horrible case we just mentioned, decided to add 3 rules to our messy set of laws: 1) An accused person has the right to hear the charges and time and place of the crime. 2) We have the right to assemble. 3) A guilty person is protected from cruel or unusual punishment. Now our town is safe! have a nice day;)
Thursday, 11:59 AM, court of Balagan town
Thursday, 12:26 PM, Balagan town hospital, death room
And so, the people of Balagan town, added 3 new rules to their set of laws to prevent events like this from happening again. And they were right, it didn't happen again...