In Washington D.C. there was a man, a man with a plan, a man with a plan to help save South America. Many people knew this man as the president of the United States... But little did they know he was...
With a wave of my big stick all nations shall be cured!
TR THE BAZURKER! With the power of his big stick he can help any nation in need!
He knew that South America needed his help but the Columbians would not let President Theodore Roosevelt... the Bezurker knew what he had to do! He had to save South American by fighting the Colombians with his big stick!
TR went down to his secret lair beneath the White House bowling alley and made a plan. He would use his big stick to defeat the Colombians, save South America, and build a canal for easy future access!
TR rode his trusty steed into battle against the Columbians and after some serious fighting he pulled out the big guns for maximum power... the big stick. With one hit of his big stick, the evil Colombians were gone for good.
And so, the United States and all of South America never knew that their president was a super hero, what they did know was that they had an awesome new way to transport goods... without going too far. President Roosevelt kept his success a secret and decided to retire as TR the Buzurker