Feminist but Incompetent

by srinathsridhar

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I am a strong feminist by nature. I share all tasks equally with the missus.
Monday...
I dont think I've put on this diaper correctly. Is it supposed to be this tight? Oh Wait, I have it on the wrong way.
Tuesday
I 've been sweeping the damn room for an hour now and all I seem to be doing is pushing the dirt from one side to the other.
Wednesday
I've loaded the dishwasher. Err...Three spoons have disappeared and it all seems to be covered in a green liquid. Can you look?
Remainder of the month...
No, thanks. I rather do it myself than fix what you've tried to do.
Dear!!! Do you need any help?
Any help? No? I thought so.Don't forget to add plenty of seasoning on the potatoes . It was slightly less than ideal last night.
He offers to help each time.Why do I still feel like I am getting shortchanged?