All rise for the honorable Judge Ment in the case of Ethan vs. the people. Penalty is for Ethan to become a McDonalds worker.
Thank you. You may be seated. Prosecution you may start first.
Uh... He should work at McDonalds because I don't like him.
Your honor, if I may I need this job because it will help me with public speaking, dealing with stress, and keep my mind sharp. It will help me with public speaking because attorneys will have to argue all the time when they are in trial. It will help me with dealing stress because there is always the stress of losing a case, and it is doubled when your friend is the client your defending, which is how most attorneys get work. It will help keep my mind sharp because as an attorney you need to look for stuff that was overlooked to get a guilty or innocent verdict.. All of this information was from Zach Brien, a current attorney at law.
*in awe* Woah.
*Ahem* Well, I think it is clear that we have an innocent verdict.