Are you sure you don't want to come with me? I might need some help persuading them.
I can give an alibi if you don't get home as soon as you thought. Now GOOO!
Business has been kind of slow lately. No good riots to attend.
We'll take it.
Did I stutter?
No...I just thought it would be harder than that.
I know it sounds crazy, and if you need sometime to talk about it I can get back to you late-!
...and thus, there came to America a new group of people. Not by immigration or birth, but by rights and similar wanting of said rights. This group of people came to be known as (at least in this version of the telling)...