I can't believe I got rejected, again. Now I'm not only getting pulled down by gravity.
I have a joke for you. What do you get when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp Friction! HAHAHAHA
Oh my goodness! That's so funny!
I don't know. What do you get?
I don't think this is working out, I think we should take a break.
30 seconds later...
What just happened?? How did I just get pulled back.
Of course you'll get pulled back. You got pulled back because after the elastic rubber band is stretched out, it returns back to its original form, which is closer together, and when it does this it exerts elastic force.
Will you go out with me?
Oh, Okay. Sorry.
How about you get a magnetic suit, it'll make you way more attractive!
Oh my god no!! You are really ugly.
The next day...
I got that magnetic suit. So, will you go out with me now?