Slaughter of the Lamb comic
This is Patrick and Mary, they are a happy couple. Patrick works at a detective agency, and Mary cooks the meals to make him feel comfortable after the long hours of work.
Patrick want's a divorce, he says he thought about it a lot. But Mary ignores what he says, and kills him with a piece of raw lamb as hard as she can, crushing his skull.
She goes to the store, and buys food for Patrick, so she doesn't get assumed as a suspect, and she goes home and calls the police, after seeing Patrick's corpse.
The Detective's come, and tell her about the murder, and how it was likely that someone hit him in the head, with a blunt object, and escaped the crime scene. Probably something metal."
She tell's the Detectives to "Have some Lamb" something to remember Patrick by. As they eat, they talk about the murder, who could've done it and where was the murder weapon.
Mary starts laughing because she got away with the crime, because the murder weapon was eaten and there's no evidence that Mary killed Patrick.
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