It all started at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in NY where students felt their needs weren't being met. So, they figured an albino squirrel and a 9-foot inflatable whale would represent them better.
and so the Inanimate Objects Party was born...
All we care about are your undeniable rights and your freedom to express them as you wish. We believe in equal opportunities for all.
Alby and I are quite laid-back guys. We don't care how you identify yourself, label yourself, or even if you don't. (After all, we're a squirrel and an inflatable pool toy.)
Alby and I also understand the importance of preserving our natural resources and protecting our environment. Despite some people thinking that global warming was a hoax created by the Chinese, even we understand the impact of our situation. We will work to ensure the preservation and growth of our world's wildlife and environment is protected.
Many people today also do not understand the significance of the abuse animals suffer day to day in order to keep you in style with the latest fashion trends. Many animals will spend their lives in cages only to be killed prematurely and inhumanely. Rabbit fur is so valued that many rabbits will be plucked of their fur or skinned alive. A life is a life, regardless of how small. Hunting for food on the other hand is one thing. Although, there is a way to go about this. Senseless violations of animals is not.
A vote for Alby and I is a vote that will protect your undeniable rights, the preservation of the natural environment, and the rights of all lives. (No matter how small.)
Vote for Arthur Galpin and Alby the albino squirrel in the 2020 presidential election!