A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology"
Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
No, no, no, no and no.
What the hell do you know on earth. You will dieof illiteracy.
Being a funny guy right? We will see who dies...
What a weird guy that sailor.
Who the hell does that professor think he is, being smart and all...