Billy Weaver was looking for a place to stay on a buisness trip in Bath, England. A bed and breakfast struck his eye. He rang the doorbell and the Landlady opened the door before he could take his finger off.
The Landlady and Billy Weaver went inside the Bed and Breakfast and she showed him to his room, and told him to sign in, in the lobby.
As Billy Weaver was signing in, he noticed two other names that had been missing for three years.
Thank you, but that cat is stuffed, I am a taxidermist. I will be right back.
I like your cat, how long does it sleep for?
As the Landlady left, the sign in list crosssed his mind again. Before he could say anything about it, the Landlady came back with tea for him. As Billy weaver starts drinking it, he notices that it smelled of pickled walnuts, and as he took a sip he felt drowsy.
Billy Weaver asked the Landlady about the people in the sign in book, and she replied by saying that they never left.