I am Ghost of Christmas Past, i mean, uh, the EED!
ASI Employee: Bah humbug! The EED is back at it again with their old shenanigans. I wish they understood that not everyone shares their enthusiasm...
[Ghost of EED introduces Ghost of EEG to Employee]
WHAT IS GOING ON?! I'll participate in anything just please stop with the horror!
(in unison) ooooOOOOOHhh!
Hey ASI Employee, I'm with ASI's EEG, I MEAN ... Iiiii AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
3)And lastly, our development team is working to bring you improved access to trainings and development activities as well as the development of a brand new, formal mentor program! All this and more, designed for employees who want it the most!
Hello ASI Employee, Don't fret! The current EEG is here to bring rich experiences for all! 1) Create a CEOChallenge where willing teams join to identify solutions that the enterprise can adopt and weave into our culture 2) Design Fun, but purposeful events. You can expect to hear about a super bowl chili cook-off, newer and improved lunch and learns and engaging outside volunteer opportunities.
Got it! So I can participate in the activities that align with my interests without fear of being shamed by my fellow cohorts?
Exactly! What do you take us for?!
Wait, what's that sound?! What's HAPPENING?!
[WHOOOOOSH!] We have landed!
[The scene is now Q3, and a new EEG class comes into office]
Hey There, I'm The Ghost of Christmases To Come, Err, EEG 2.0. No one said the future EEG couldn't impose mandatory Ugly Christmas Sweaters! Tee Hee!