"To be or not to be: that is the question..." You should go to a nunnery, rather than be corrupted by these arrant knaves!
Hamlet was such a good person, but he eventually became mad. Woe is me!
His grief made him still love her... we should stalk him a bit more.
Let us send him to England!
Claudius has fled! This proves his guilt. The ghost must be right!
"Thy natural magic and dire property on wholesome life usurp immediately."
Your mom wants to see you, and what's wrong with you? You seem angry, and your friends are just worried
Well, I shall pay her a visit Can you play a flute for me? It's easier than trying to play a person with your lies.
At last, I find myself with the old king. However, he is praying, and it would mean he would go to heaven if I killed him so let's just pass up a perfectly good opportunity to kill him later to extend the plot of the story a little
Heeeerrrreeeee's Hammie! If only I had an axe. This doesn't look like Claudius though. Huh. He was an old fool anyway.