They're noisy! They're dirty and don't care about your home?
Have an absolutely terrible roommate?
Well you're in luck!
(Knock and bumping sounds in the background) Chris: Why does he have to so noisy!!!?
Introducing the ACCOUNTA-BILL-A-BUDDY!
Bedroom Kitchen Living
(Sight of trash and tidbits everywhere) Chris: Why does he make such mess!!!?
Alex | Chris --- Bedroom _____ (by 7:45am) Kitchen _____ (by 8:35am) Living ____ (by 9:30pm) --- The Accounta-Bill-A-Buddy detects what has been acknowledged as being done. If not done, ABAB pulls $5 from roommates bank account for each occurrence! --- No more Lazy Roommate! If Roommate lies, additional fees will apply!
(Music plying, doors slamming, glass break in background) [Male AS-Seen-On-TV voice] Have an absolutely terrible roommate? They're noisy, dirty and don't care about your home? WELL YOU"RE IN LUCK!
Get your ACCOUNTA-BILL-A-BUDDY Today! 800-HOM-BACK
Now that you have ABAB keeping track, you can have a peaceful and clean home back!
(Happy background music playing and Male talking) Introducing the ACCOUNTA-BILL-A-BUDDY (ABAB)!
The ACCOUNTA-BILL-A-BUDDY detects whether tasks are complete by a certain time and if not...Cha-Ching! Five dollars ($5) for each incomplete task is pulled from the assigned roommates account and sent to the other roommate(s).
No More Lazy Roomate! If they Lie, additional fees Will Apply! So Let ABAB keep track and you get your home back! Get yours today! Call 800-HOM-BACK!