They're noisy! They're dirty and don't care about your home?
Have an absolutely terrible roommate?
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Introducing the ACCOUNTA-BILL-A-BUDDY!
Bedroom Kitchen Living
Alex | Chris --- Bedroom _____ (by 7:45am) Kitchen _____ (by 8:35am) Living ____ (by 9:30pm) --- The Accounta-Bill-A-Buddy detects what has been acknowledged as being done. If not done, ABAB pulls $5 from roommates bank account for each occurrence! --- No more Lame Roommate! If Roommate lies, additional fees will apply!
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Now that you have ABAB keeping track, you can have a peaceful and clean home back!