someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEDDDD
Alright everyone, our play is called "A Very Tragic Comedy About the Horrible Deaths of Pyramus and Thisbe".
Nick, you shall be Pyramus the lover. Flute, you shall be Thisbe, the lady who Pyramus is in-
A LADY? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A WOMAN I JUST GREW A BEARD!
I can be her then! To be honest, I don't really like my role anywa-
NICK YOU ARE PYRAMOUS AND FLUTE YOU ARE THISBE. GOT IT?
Y-Yes sir, please continue.
So, Starveling you are Thisbe's mother, I'll be the father and Snug shall be the lion!
I hate Pyramus, can't I just be the lion?!
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