I live in a town where there's never been a single Bigfoot sighting. Based on my experience, they don't exist. I'm out to prove that Bigfoot is indeed a myth. So sit back, relax, and squatch this.
Voiceover
I've traveled this road every day for the past 18 years of my life, and I've never seen a Bigfoot run in front of my car. You know why? Because they don't exist!
-Car drives by camera-
Hey! Squatch it!
I've asked everyone in this town who's ever seen a Bigfoot to attend a town hall meeting to share their experiences, and here's the turnout...
Camera pans across an empty auditorium.
It's time to do my famous Squatch call.
Dials phone
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Observe the so-natural habitat of the Bigfoot... You see one? Didn't think so!
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