The Cop: Why were you so speedy? The man: I am trying to escape a robbery The Cop: Were you the one being robbed?
The man: Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. The cop: So you were speedy and committed a robbery.
The man: Yes, I have all the lot in the back. The cop: Sir, I am afraid you have to come with me and I will check your car.
The man: Dont do that. I am afraid that you will find my gun in my glove compartment. The cop: Wait here! The cop goes to his car and ask for back-up.
The cop dragged the man to his car and handcuffed him. The back-up was almost arrived.
Other cop: Sir, this officer tells us that you have commited a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we didnt find any of these things in your car. The man: Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!