Ugh. I feel like I'm getting fat... but I don't want to work out or stop eating chips. What will I do?!
Now introducing Popchips®, a healthy new alternative to fried potato chips. They have significantly less calories and saturated fat than normal potato chips. They're non-GMO too! With Popchips® you'll never have to be fat again!
Please consume responsibly. Side effects of consuming too many or too quickly include but are no limited to: sickness, vomiting, cramps, etc. We are not responsible for anything that may happen, including side effects and allergies. Eat at your own risk.
That's wonderful, but why should I trust you? What qualifications do you have?
Well, I graduated from Harvard Medical School with a PhD in nutrition and a summa cum laude, so you can definitely trust me.
Wow! That's amazing! Time to eat as many chips as I want without getting fat.