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Hello, friendly neighbors. I am from 1629 and I have a story to tell about the New Engand colonies and the Middle colonies.
Okay class. We're learning about the New England colonies. First of all, did you know that the puritians lived by strict rules. They wanted to live pure lives in the eyes of God.
We can't miss church.
You're darn right, Tom. If we puritians miss church (3 hours) than we'd get thrown into the stocks.
Us soldiers are lucky because we get to carry our muskets into church but as long as we don't murder anyone. But no one is allowed to enter with a knife.
Now we're learning the grossest possible fact about the Middle Colonies. And yes, it talks about pouring waste onto the streets.
We also had some gross mishaps.
Sometimes this happens whenever I am pouring this waste out on the streets.
Hey, I'm walking here!
Now we witness a cow producing animal droppings.
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