Wow! What a beautiful day. I wonder what girl is going to approach me and ask me on a date because I am the coolest guy in the entire world.
Hey! I made reservations for two people by accident and was wondering if you would like to join me?
I would be honored! This isn't sketchy at all even though you are a complete stranger and I do not even know your name
Yeah I was the captain of the football, basketball and baseball team in high school. I was basically the best athlete in the world, but now I am old, lonely and find myself talking about the glory days with every girl I've ever met.
That is so incredibly interesting and I care so much about what you did with your life 15 years ago.
I thought you said you lived in the city? This seems really far out. All the grass reminds me of the touchdowns I scored in high school.
Oh silly me. I am really excited to go to an isolated area with a complete stranger.
Oh you must have misheard me. I live very far away from the city but I wanted to show you my property.
Wow this is a beautiful place. I love the wallpaper. Would you mind showing me more of the house?
Yes! One second, I am just grabbing a movie to watch.
Hey did I ever tell you about my 92 state championship run my senior year of h-...
Nope. Nor do I care. Congratulations on being the single most oblivious vampire victim in history.