Dear Jake Bondar, We have received the wonderful report that indeed you have succeeded on your mission. You have fulfilled your goals...
Whaaat?!? I thought I ruined it! How could I possibly have done it?!?!
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...you tried so hard, you gave it all you had. We don't care how many dogs you caught, not one bit! We care that although you thoght that your task was impossible, you still tried and that's something to be awarded for! Please call 877-352-7763 NOW!
Should I call them? What's the worse thing that could happen???
WOOOHOOOO!!! They said i'm officially part of their organization! YEEEESSSSS!!!
Welcome! Were so very delighted and excited to have you here! Please come inside, and let the adventure begin:)