Hi! I'm Aristotle, I'm a philosopher. I have made more than 200 works on astronomy and other stuff. I have gone and taught kids the "Golden Means". This is that you should live moderately, not to eat to little or too much.
I was important because I influenced how the U.S. government was, because I had the idea of 3 branches of government, an oligarchy (few people), an democracy (ruled by the people), and a monarchy (ruled by one person).
MAANNNN, I'M SOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!11!1!!
I'm the best philosopher because I studied and studied about how to get the best political system, because if you don't have a good one, you're society can fall apart FAST!1!!1! And obesity could be bad, gotta have healthy men to have in the army. Hence the "Golden Means".
I want to leave, because I'm a minimum wage person working for a youtube channel, im fake :D.