Duplin and the ¨Narrator are reading and relaxing in the narrators library when suddenly, an old friend walks in.
Duplin and Narrator kindly greet Prefect Prefect: "Im in a tough situation. The health code monitor has stolen the purloin cheeseburger thats only made once every 200 years!" Duplin and Narrator: "Have you checked all around the Purloin Restaurant?" Prefect:"YES, literally everywhere nook and cranny using my iphone camera zoom, I have also searched all through the health code monitors apartment!"
Duplin:"Hmm, why would he do such a thing?" Prefect:" Rumor has it that he's using it to try and boost his own monitor reputation and get a pay raise." Narrator:"Do you think it would hurt to check his apartment again?" Prefect:" I can't do that! I've already searched extremely thoroughly! Though I suppose it wouldn't hurt."
Prefect: Shaking my head, I've double checked everything and still haven't found the burger!"
Prefect: " I still haven't found the burger, and the reward money for it has doubled! I would pay anyone $40 for a trace of it!" Duplin: "Here you go, now pay me my $40." Prefect:"How did you get it... How? Okay thanks." *Prefect runs out the room and to the restaurant for the reward money*
Narrator:"How did you get it?" Duplin:" The Health Code Monitor is a simple man. I however think super logically and use reverse psychology on myself to be absolutely sure of where the monitor hide the burger." Narrator:" Oh, I thought you just watched a lot of Rick and Morty." Duplin:" I do! Anyone who doesn't has an inferior intellect."