Cronus was throwin' his dad out of heaven, he castrated him with the sickle.The blood from Uranus' genitalia fell into the sea, and it was there that the beautiful Goddess of Love and Sex was born.
Each God wanted to marry her - but in the interests of keeping things kosher in Heaven, Zeus gave her to the one God who didn't think he had a chance: Hephaestus, the ugly and crippled God of the Forge.
You are foolish!
HaHa! HaHa! HaHa!
Her well known affair is with Ares, god of war. They slept together in her married bed. Heph's brother caught the two with his own eyes.
Love Never Ends
Hephaestus, the blacksmith, forged an invisible bronze net, which he secretly attached to his married bed to catch the lovers.
Other gods and goddesses gathered to witness and mock the couple.
I caught them. I want alimony!
Everything went back to normal. Venus and Mars continued their affair. Hephaestus accepted her adultery. What a mesh!!