You're probably wondering why there is a guy sleeping on the bench. That guy's name is Ben Dover, the homeless, crack addicted, psycho who is looked at as a disgrace to society. Little do these people know, Ben has superpowers.
Ben Dover is not liked by anyone!
Hey! Give me some money you &!$@%#!
No Bums Allowed
Just in, there is a shooting happening on a football field in downtown New York... The suspect appears to be a man dressed in a dog suit.
Time for Ben Dover to do what he does best!... sorta.
Time to take em' to the pound!
Ahhh, look who it is, shouldn't you be drunk, passed out on a bench somewhere?