One lovely day in year 0000 A meteor of meat came crashing down into the earths atmosphere. It started as a brick but it quickly turned into a circle. It embedded itself into the ground in Texas never to be descovered until 1926.
This cow one day was grazing in his field and he was going to be butchered that evening and he injested the chunk of burger and when he was butchered that evening a burger flew at the butcher and hitting his ink sack in his pouch spraying the cow with black dye and that is why the cow has black spots and when the butcher was found they grabbed the burger and claimed it as theirs. THE END