Well, here we are. Duloc. Why don't you try some S'nothers?
I was just thinking ... maybe Duloc could wait until morning? Why not? I've spent my whole life without true love. What's one more night?
There is somethin' goin' on 'round here. I've been watchin', and the signals are clear. A nervous laugh when she brushes his skin. The sweaty palms, the big dopey grin. Hmmm-hmm-mmm...
MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT??
But you know... umm, you're kind of an ogre, and Shrek... well, you've got a lot in common.
"By day one way, by night another-this shall be the norm, until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form."
I can't think about Shrek. Not now. I'm a princess after all and look at me! I mean really... who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? Princess and ugly don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my one true love.
I thought that wouldn't matter to you?
Oh, you heard what I said?
Every word. Especially, "Who could love a beast so hideous and ugly?"