The bass the river and Sheila Mant is a short story by W.D. Wetherell. I decided to re make the story using words or action that we would use now a day like "im soooo over it" or "WTH". Here we see how the narrator "stalks" Sheila, asks her out and how she ends up rejecting him. The reader also gets to see the problems he goes through when Sheila says she doesn't like fishing and he almost catches the biggest bass he's ever seen at the same time.
Holden in daydreaming about Shelia Mant.
She's so hot. I want to take her out
The narrator asks Sheila Mant out on a date and tells her they will go to a concert in his canoe
date tonight. dress pretty, ill pick you up on my canoe at 7:30
um whatever if you want we can "borrow" my dads car.
Sheila tells the narrator she doesn't like fishing and the narrator, who threw a line, catches a fish and doesn't know what to do.
ew fishing i can't even its soooooo disgusting
o no i forgot i left the line and now there is a really big bass! what do i do?!
Eric told me i should be a model! Ugh my feet hurt im soooo bored can we go?
Thats the biggest bass I've ever seen but it isnt worth it i rather have a hot girl, or do I?
The narrator cuts the bass and Shelia talks about herself and why she is bored
Shelia ditches the narrator to go with Eric and the narrator gets confused
yeah baby leave him for me
Thanks for for helping me make Eric jealous it worked. You're so funny but im getting back with Eric
WTH I thought se liked me? FUNNY NOW IM MAD
The narrator says that there will be more Shelia Mants but there will not be more bass likes the one he saw
I hate girls like Sheila Mant who play with my feelings. Why not be with the bass who don't hurt my feelings and are better