I was sitting looking at my inedible food. Bored, I started tapping my foot when a crushing sound came. I looked under the table to see an old piece of paper glued to the floor. After studing it, I found out it was a treasure map!
Give us the treasure! NOW!
I didn't find the treasure yet!
The treasure map was old and stuck to the sticky floor. How did nobody find it yet?
SIC THEM SWEETIE!
The map led me behind the cafe, where there was a ladder to the roof. At the top, I jumped into the chimney, and felt like Santa Claus until I hit the hard, dirty ground.
Thank you so much! How about some food? Don't worry it isn't the same as what we had before!
I opened my eyes to see the same people that were sitting in the booth next to me in the cafe. The demanded me to give the treasure. But I didn't have it! A second later, I found out the treasure was behind me!
I thought this was my end but the wall behind me blew up. Through the broken wall came in Moe, Blanche, and the dog. They had several of pies with the rottenest smell in the world! And then they attacked the three scary people.
So the intruders ran away. Moe and Blanche explained how the treasure chest held all the beauty the intruders took. And when they opened it, the whole cafe looked awesome! Even they changed. Turns out Moe's real name is Max. Blanche turned into a beautiful woman by the name Annabeth. And the dog was a toddler boy by the name Benjamin! Everything turned out OK!