the wolf was making a cake for his grandmothers birthday and realized he needed a cup of sugar so he went to his next door neighbors house to ask for a cup of sugar
do you have a cup of sugar i can borrow?
NO YOUR OLD GRANNY CAN SIT ON A PIN
so the wolf went to the first pigs house to ask for a cup of sugar but he gave the wold an automatic no so then the wolf sneezed and accidently blew the pis house down and then he ate his because he didn't want food to waste
does anyone have a cup of sugar?
so the wolf went to the next pigs house and asked for a cup of sugar and he gave a automatic no again so then the wolf sneezed and accidently blew his house down too and he still didn't want food to waste so the wolf just ate the pig
then the wolf went to the last pigs house and asked for a cup of sugar but this time the pig said no and said my granny could sit on a pin so then I got mad and tried breaking his house down
then the cops showed up seeing the wolf trying to break the pigs door down and arrested him
the news found out about the two pigs the wolf ate and then blamed him all on me just because he was the "big bad wolf"