I'm glad my mother doesn't see me in this awful attire for she would surely faint.
And what do you suggest I wear? I have only this pathetic excuse of a dress and no jewelry!
Hello darling, I have here an invitation for the ball tonight. Would you like to go?
Oh thank you darling! Now I can go without people staring at me in this ghastly attire.
Don't worry dear, I have some money saved for a gun, but you can have it to buy a dress.
yes ma'ma, you'll be the most stunning lady at the ball.
Ahh I look ravishing....now all I need is to borrow a piece of jewelry from my friend.
In discovering that the necklace was no longer around her neck, the poor women and her husband when to a jeweler's store to purchase a replacement. The necklace would that they purchased was worth 4,000 francs, and it took 10 years of their lives to pay it back. Forward 10 years.....the poor wife meets with her friend and tells her the story of how she lost the necklace and how she and her husband worked 10 years to paid off the bill. Her friend was shocked, replied that her old necklace was a fake.
Oh thank you, I think I'd like to wear that gorgeous diamond necklace. It'll match superbly with my new dress
Of course you can wear some of jewelry. We can go look at it right now dear.