Francis was a poor man. He lived in the woods near the town Widdeah. He was considered the poorest man in the land. He lived alone, except for his dog, Toto. A family and some money would be greatly appreciated.
One day Francis was walking through town, getting nasty looks from the rich. He saw a sign with a reward that anyone would accept. There was a jousting competition and whoever won got to marry the princess.
Believe it or not, Francis won. He married the princess. That was the award, but what he got was much more. He also had a family and money, TONS of money. They all lived happily ever after, except for Mike.